Tuesday, October 13, 2009
little (particles of) shit
Last night, around 3 a.m., I woke up to little furry tickles on my face. Now that Franny sleeps in the bed (it was only a matter of time), I cracked one eye, expecting to see our dog's cute little mug snuggled up next to mine.
Instead, I opened my eyes to find a furry little pink butthole, millimeters from my nostrils.
When I recoiled and tried to shove the little starfish out of the way, she responded the only way she knew how without having to wake up.
By releasing a fresh wave of broccoli breeze, right in my face.
Posted by Anonymous at 8:15 AM