Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Hazel
My sister Heather and her husband Tom had a baby girl yesterday named Hazel Nicole Guillen. We haven’t met her yet, but, like everyone else, we’re already smitten with her luxurious locks, pouty lips, and glamorous eyelashes.
Although it’s not her looks we’re most interested in. I’m counting on her big brain to discourage Wes from doing stupid things like sneaking out of our futurehouse or stealing my futurecar.
You hear that boy? No drinking my futurebeer, either.
Anyway, yesterday was Hazel’s day. We love you already, little girl. Do Uncle Kev a favor and go easy on your parents. They love you more than you’ll ever understand.
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