blastin'

I probably could've gotten shivved on the subway for taking this picture (just kidding, Mom), but this was too good to pass up.

This guy's facial hair was so delicate it looked penciled in, and he was so high his eyes looked like incisions. His girlfriend didn't know where she was. The best part was that his paranoia was forcing him to listen to this beast at a sensible volume, so it really wasn't bothering anyone. It was just his personal theme music.

Please note the the purring "Lasonic" components, which include the flashing 'bass-o-meter' in the upper left corner, and the blue light on the front of the stereo, which reads, "iPod mode."